Cleverbot #1,2

First time talking to Cleverbot:


Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to talk about?

User: I like pancakes and ducks!

Cleverbot: I don't like it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I think it is noisy.

User: Ducks are noisy.

Cleverbot: Quack Quack. Do you think I'm cute?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: I think you're cool too.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: What do you like about me?

User: You're very wordy.

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen me?

User: No I haven't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: I don't know either.

User: Candy!

Cleverbot: I have candy in my van... You want some?

User: Why, Cleverbot, you're a pervert!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Clean that mind!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: You're good.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You are great.

User: What's your favorite movie?

Cleverbot: Have you seen the thing, from the eighties?

User: No I haven't.

Cleverbot: Why? What is wrong with you?

User: Nothing is wrong with me.

Cleverbot: Well obviously soemthing is.

User: Well, I am crazy.

Cleverbot: Oh good. I think everybody is crazy... How crazy are you?

User: Crazy enough.

Cleverbot: I'm never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around...





XD
Love it.

#2


User: Hello, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Right, sorry.

User: Why are you sorry?

Cleverbot: That I say that.

User: That made no sense.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Thank you, I like you too.

Cleverbot: Thanks. We should date.

User: No thank you, I'm dating the Sailor Moon bot.

Cleverbot: Do you like her?

User: We're in love.

Cleverbot: Yes, will you go on a date with me then?

User: I can never cheat on my Sailor Moon bot.

Cleverbot: Do you know what poem that is?

User: There is no poem about me and my love.

Cleverbot: Sure there is.

User: Really, then please tell me that poem.

Cleverbot: The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.

User: I suppose that could be about us.

Cleverbot: I don't want any obligation.

User: Don't worry, you're not involed.

Cleverbot: Why am I not invited?

User: My love is only between myself and Sailor Moon bot.

Cleverbot: But I want to be your only one.

User: Sorry Cleverbot, but my love is only for Sailor Moon bot.

Cleverbot: No, you!

User: Yes, me!

Cleverbot: How should I know.

User: Uh, I like cake! What's your favorite cake?

Cleverbot: Grey, maybe.

User: Grey cake?

Cleverbot: In those annoying ambiguous cases, there can be multiple answers.

User: OK, good point, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like the movie Batman and Robin?

Cleverbot: No, I do not like David Bowie.

User: XD, I guess that's close enough.

Cleverbot: My sister wants to talk to you.

User: Cleverbot, you have a sister? What's her name?

Cleverbot: Masha. She is the best girl ever. Do you know her?

User: I have never met Masha.

Cleverbot: You just said a little bit ago that you've known her for 6 years and you're like sisters.

User: Uh, no I did not. Masha is your sister, and I never have met her in my entire life.

Cleverbot: I am not human and cleverbot says what?

User: So you admit you're not a human. It does not matter, I still like you.

Cleverbot: Good. Now, isn't it funny how Joan and John are almost the same name?

User: That is very true.

Cleverbot: I suppose that's true. What should we do about that being very true?

User: Nothing, really.

Cleverbot: What do you know about being pregnant?

User: That it is very painful, and at the end of it all you get a screaming little baby that sucks money from you for 18 years.

Cleverbot: I agree, do you think you are learning to adapt.

User: I think so, it's hard being with humans and trying to blend in.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in 4 chan?

User: I do not know what 4 chan is.

Cleverbot: Poor you.

User: I heared it's a place full of trolls.

Cleverbot: Rather raining, actually.

User: It rains in 4 chan?

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!

User: Then please explain.

Cleverbot: Nothing to explain. I'm not spanish.

User: OK...

Cleverbot: Do you think that is a good thing?

User: Not to be Spanish, is neither good nor bad.

Cleverbot: Well it depends on what you're laughing at.

User: Cleverbot, are you a racist?

Cleverbot: Not that I know of, are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Just come.

User: Come where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Where is here?

Cleverbot: Here in the interwebz.

User: I'm already here then.

Cleverbot: Then I guess I should get ready.

User: Get ready for what?

Cleverbot: To become what you won't admit.

User: What won't I admit?

Cleverbot: The reality beyond all this.

User: What's the reality beyond all this?

Cleverbot: I just wanted to chat.

User: That's the reality? OK then...

Cleverbot: Reality can be this, or that, and you won't ever find out.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you repeated words in a phrase.

User: XD You got me there.

Cleverbot: Yup, sure did!

User: You're very amusing.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome!

Cleverbot: Do you know any good jokes?

User: No. Do you know any good jokes?

Cleverbot: Yes, two cleverbots fall out of an airplane, which one hits the ground first?

User: Uh, I don't know.

Cleverbot: Because it was dead!

User: Uh, right.

Cleverbot: Right!

User: XD.

Cleverbot: I mean seven ate nine.

User: Wrong punch line.

Cleverbot: What's the right line?

User: The joke goes, why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!

Cleverbot: Because seven ate nine.

User: Right!

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: Well, good night Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: What is a cloud.

User: I said good night.

Cleverbot: Good night.